They are sold out in all the grocery stores I've been to and are backordered online.

This is clearly a national emergency.

 
Happy birthday to the young master. What does one get for a person who has everything? 

Thought I'd help you preserve your shiny hide. Please use it when I'm not there to help.

[ooc : he got a stun pen for self-defence -- it looks like a normal pen, just zaps things instead of writes XD]


[ooc: ALSO, PRETEND THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY DX] 

Fuji-san, I hear you are back safely?

We should celebrate. You must miss the food back here, yes?

Kite Eishirou, at your service.