Well, well.

 
Happy birthday to the young master. What does one get for a person who has everything? 

Thought I'd help you preserve your shiny hide. Please use it when I'm not there to help.

[ooc : he got a stun pen for self-defence -- it looks like a normal pen, just zaps things instead of writes XD]


[ooc: ALSO, PRETEND THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY DX]